The CDC released a statement saying, "Dr. Cunningham's colleagues and friends at the CDC hope that he is safe. We want him to return to his loved ones and his work, protecting people's health."

That is so sweet! How nice of them.

But Timothy can't come back right now. He's busy. He has literally hundreds of more salad bars, airport lounges and All-you-can-Eat buffets to cough over, literally so many dishes to infect with Ebola, polio, small pox (and I am sure some other extra-special diseases) that he cannot possibly take the time to "Meet and Greet" his former colleagues and family members.

The Chinese embassy is ready for him, though, and they will happily take him in like a living petri dish for use in their bio-weapons division.

Mmmmm...what is that smell? Must be an Indian buffet with just a dash of Marburg to give it extra spice! Yummy!

He discovered something, then ran for his life. OR he was suicided because he discovered something.

"He told my husband to tell his wife – me – to erase his cellphone number from my cellphone," Hmm, the first clue?

With a cloth?